TheJoker25

Coiake is lie.

I love Apple's new security based game called "F**K what's my password!? Rated E for Everyone".

This one's face name is Delanynder, though many in this place simply refer to it as Delan.

Crocop'd

B>Virus Armor: Lafuteria

I say it's two batmen? Sound weird saying that in the plural form. http://i.redsnapperverytasty.com/graphics/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/wolverine-2-batman.jpg

The Milk Man said "Do you want that milk pasteurized?" and the blonde replied "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes."

Die in Canada or become a walrus? Damn that's a hard choice.

I'm not your buddy, friend. He's not your friend, guy. I'm not your guy, buddy. He's not your buddy, friend. I'm not your friend, guy.

Sorry God but I've got to upstage you bro. Life's a bitch, so bend it over and make it yours xD I win best status!

My Christmas will go as follows: food from the store goes into the microwave, I eat it. I listen to records and, curse the darkness.

Hitler and Polpot. Two of the worlds worst people to ever exist, right? Lets try to see the good in the bad. They both managed to conduct a lot of medical research without hurting any animals. I put it to you that if you aren't even slightly offended by this then you haven't quite understood what I've said.

The merry-go-round is like a rotisserie for pedophiles.

There can be only Juan Spanish Highlander. If you don't get it at first, think about it a minute.

This guy knows how to take shit and still laugh. He'd make a great best friend:

If I have 5 Gold Stars I'm not being myself. I refuse to kiss peoples ass like this popularity shit matters. Just give me the items I want, and fuck right off? K, thx, bai.

If Krombopulous Michael wants somebody dead there's really nothing anyone can do to stop him.

You guise I think Stark 1 likes me. He mentioned me in his status.

Random d/c is saf imo.

"I can't believe that Timothy Dalton is talking to me, this often. He must have nothing to do."

When I'm really high I feel like I should be doing something normal. Cause like I start staring at shit too long, and catch myself thinking "Wow...I should breathe".

When you see it you'll shit bricks: http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/CocaineAddiction/Be Salty_zpsfynorz0b.jpg

Pee at last! Pee at last! Thank God I've pee'd at last....ahh.

The Last Samurai is the best Tum Crooz movie ever.

My online alter ego is 18 ft tall, and has giant wings like an angels, but also like a demons. His name is Karlor.