ultrajerky

do you know de way?

Accidentally urinated in a woman's bathroom last night at the bar. Thankfully it's 2018, so I just played it off and said I'm a woman. I'm sure I'll get knocked the fuck out one of these days.

Dearest Jerkman of NIck,

I've left an abysmal bomb of turd in your toilet after a session of conducting coitus upon your kitchen stove. I also punched several holes in the wall with my skeltor dick. The penetration of the wall reminded me of penetrating castles. You have the option of filing insurance claims on such damage, but only if you have skeltor insurance. I will sell you said insurance for 369 sheckles, goyim.

Sincerely,
Skeltor Master Race

So you don't play anymore but still linger in the realms of the forums XD

I haven't touched this game as long as Bill Cosby has touched a woman.

I havent seen you vros in a hot minute

how yall dern? SWEAR ON YA TIMBS!

Whats gucci my brays?

I havent seen you bois in a hot time unit.

HELLOOOO SOPHIE!

This drumming is fuckin lit like a tit                      mouse

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOI @McLaughlin86. WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR I WILL DEFECATE UPON YOUR PC. DO NOT CROSS ME LADS.

Give @ultrajerky and i vet gold name thing or face severe consequences you foolish fools. Die.

Give my track love (v: or hatred idc

anyone wanna buy some 60 hit samba fiestas?

SHOUT OUT TO THE BOY @mudkipzjmFOR HITTING THAT TWO ONE BAYBEEE. GET WITH US OR GET LOST YOU BITCHES.

SHOUT OUT TO THE BOY @mudkipzjmFOR HITTING THAT TWO ONE BAYBEEE. GET WITH US OR GET LOST YOU BITCHES.

Sleehah, i found a nerd that looks just like you in your nerdy profile picture 

time 4 die Sleehaa

Sleehah, i found a nerd that looks just like you in your nerdy profile picture 

time 4 die Sleehaa

Sleehah, i found a nerd that looks just like you in your nerdy profile picture 

time 4 die Sleehaa

Sleehah, i found a nerd that looks just like you in your nerdy profile picture 

time 4 die Sleehaa

Shut.