Josh Jordan

now from 192 to 172

Im gonna return to the server ill has slightly used laptop from a pawnshop and then I shall return with my short amazingness once again ALL HAIL POTATOES!

A wild Jorlak appears

thought what I thought was right until I learned I was wrong...about being right about how I was wrong. And now I just don't know anymore. You see I want to care but Im forcing myself not too. Because I just can't handle that much pain anymore. Im already hanging by a thread. I just try to keep everyone else together so I can keep myself on a tether. Love is there its just locked away for a rainy day. Pain lies deep...makes me toil while I sleep. Forgive and forget should be repressed and regret. Finding happiness is like searching for a wet match in a dark cave. Losing yourself to lifes many waves. Lost at sea you swim to keep your head above the water. Everyday you push and push to swim. You drown in your own foamy memories. Your breath suddenly starts to sway and your strength gives way. At that last moment you come up again. You look around, you turn your head to the left and you turn it to the right. You suddenly just stop, you give up fighting it... You just lay back on the water and instead of it becoming your enemy. It becomes your friend, you lay your back against it. The water supports your weight and keeps you afloat then you simply drift. You drift here and there you drift everywhere. Your not sure where your friend will take you. You just kind of go along with the flow. As you drift storms will try to knock you over. When this happens you yearn for dry land something strong to support you. Something that won't sink like you do. the current takes you close then pulls you away from the land. Much like the ocean rips and tears at the sand. Why so cruel my friend? These are the things that were meant to be. Just as gravity must pull us back towards the ground. So is it as Sadness must pull us down from happiness. The ocean spoke to me the earth spoke to me the sky spoke to me. God spoke to me. Everything in constant harmony people spoke to me. I spoke to me. In right time you will know what you want... Its just not time... time is an everflowing stream. It will always flow all you must do is enjoy the time you have as you wait to find out for yourself. and you may never know at least not yet. But soon you will and its ok because thats the way it was meant to be. People will always come together again. Everyone has some sort of good in them. The only reason they become bad is because of pain. Its like a disease that infects everything and everyone. But just like a disease can spread and disease can be cured. So can pain...it can be cured by caring. And though we live our daily lives like we don't. We all secretly do... Its like actors on a stage. They all portray such silly roles dressed in costumes. They act out what they think they are supposed to be. Its their job. But when the curtains close, and your all alone you find yourself. The real you the you that says hey...what are you doing? Why are you doing this? Why? And you doubt yourself and you tell yourself to go away. Then your just confused and your lost. And the worst part is everyone is...but the best thing about being lost with other people. Is that your not alone, though it may feel that way. And your able to find yourself in others. I might be the one who isolates myself. But when I do get out to be with people I see myself all the time its like looking in a mirror. Sometimes that mirror stares back and Im just like you know better. And it stares back and says yeah well you don't. So Thus fourth beith the one whom findesth thine enemy to be thyself. The one person who was there through all trouble and comforted you and brought you peace from the trouble you created was you. Though gravity and the laws of the universe may pertain to us. It doesn't mean we can't have true peace in our own well being. A true peace that works with the mind then reroutes to the body. And yeah we'll get hell it happens but we move forward regardless. Were dead to pain but alive to happiness. We die to live and live to die. We struggle for happiness happiness struggles for us. We begin to love then begin to hate and then we hate to love. We strive for greatness but are afraid of it. We Search for nothing only to find we've always had what we've been looking for all along. We search for better days and we find them, And the worse days find us. We fight to live so we can have another day to fight. The real meaning of life is...___________________________________________________________ Thats what it is because I nor anyone else can fill it out except you. We exist because we as a whole state of being choose to...

Put Jorlak In there as a merchant who charges overpriced Mesetas for cheap items As a Troll Method

Suggestion: STOP PLAYING SO DAMN MUCH AND TAKE A BREAK. Suggestion1: Become an Item hunter hunt unique items that hardly anyone has just for the Lols. Suggestion2: Host Event Lobby's where you make people search for your goodies and spread the love. Suggestion3: Host Battle Lobby's where people fight for your goodies. Suggestion4:Play other games that are horrible and then return back here to realize you missed your <3 Suggestion5:Find a Girlfriend then get her into the game. Suggestion6: Suggest Your long time earned experience to help newby newcomers. Suggestion7: Grow a Mustache on your character..(Looks damn fanceh) Suggestion8:Change your characters color. Suggestion9: Make a New character. Suggestion10:Fight Bosses Suggestion11:Find a job and only return during events. Suggestion12:Become active in more forum posts. Suggestion13:Donate for Cool Stuffs. Suggestion14:Become a merchant buying and selling stuff so you have new stuff all the time just for entertainment. (MASTERS ONLY PATH CHOOSE WISELY) Suggestion15: Start your own team. Suggestion16:Find a Rival Player and dedicate your gaming life to destroying his PSOBB character in battle mode. Suggestion17: Pull a Mio Sit in the lobby and pretend your God. Suggestion18:Pull a Kajex Go hunt for Seals. (Good Luck) Suggestion19:Pull a Chuk sit in the corner of a lobby and pretend your a donut. Suggestion20:Make it New by doing something new everytime you play. Hope that helps. From Jorlak With <3 PS Laptop is no more for awhile :'(

Consistency Persistence and Determination. Good ol, Process of elimination from sugary fatty foods to replacing them with less fattening ones and bam better emotional feelings less stress and overall weightloss.

"A man who can conquer many is mighty, but a man who conquers himself is mightier still."- Unknown Monk.

Every Fast Food place has an alternative to help healthy demographic Find what works best for you if you can jump straight to dieting good for you but the method of weening yourself off is much easier less stressful and you feel much better doing it. Slowly Conquer it and it will become a lifestyle.

My Secret Not going on huge diets and stressing over it. It started first with weening my self off of soda. I went from soda to sweet tea to juice to flavored water to regular water with lemon and then unsweet tea. After I got the drinking part done eliminating one fatty thing from your diet can literally make a huge change. The Second secret was to eliminate meat. For the past 2 weeks I have not touched a single piece of meat I used other foods instead of meat the great thing about becoming a vegetarian you can eat as much vegetables as you want and still stay healthy it doesn't restrict you and it doesn't make you feel like your on a diet feel like going for seconds or thirds go for it eat all the damn veggies you can. I lost like 10 pounds in 2 weeks from that alone and 65 from just eliminating soda completely from my diet sugary drinks are a huge factor if you ever check the ingredients in soda its High Fructose Corn Syrup Carbonated water and sugar with artificial caramel coloring basically you drinking bubbly water with literally a liter of sugar soda is like poison. Just avoiding sugar and drinking water water is just amazing its a detox it cleanses everything from your digestive system to ridding yourself of toxins. Also Most people say eating healthy is expensive its actually a lot cheaper you don't have to go to some organic store just buy some lettuce or some veggies cook em up and eat em or eat em raw vinegar as dressing was actually used as another great detox by gypsy's and its great for salad dressings. Choices: Burger King and Mcdonalds oh no Fast Food WHAT DO I DO!!? Burger King actually has Veggie Burgers on their menu not only are they incredibly low on fat but they are much larger then the regular burgers and they taste amazing you could eat two and feel perfectly full with out added hormones added to meat its just a patty made of vegetables you fool your mind. Mcdonalds doesn't serve veggie burgers but get this they do serve salads you can order everything at burgerking without meat crazy right? The best thing their they have a Mcwrap order a mcwrap without chicken and get a combo with fries. what but fries are fattening? Yes but remember your not gonna take the pleasure out of eating your making simple choices that over time make a huge difference. and fries are technically vegetables just don't go overboard with em the mcwrap without chicken is still amazingly good its vegetables in pita bread I loved it and I've been a carnivore my entire life I ate everything from squid to lamb to duck to chicken forget it I've eaten it all but The vegetarian or vegan diets and just the elimination factor I think was the biggest success simply by replacing unhealthy simple things with healthy food the long term result literally makes it a lot easier to lose weight. Walking also is a great way to lose weight its not overwhelming it relieves stress and reduces depression swimming is another great exercise and its fun the beach sports don't think of exercise as exercise make it fun if you make things fun it'll all come together in the long run. I mean trust me try ordering something at mcdonalds like the wrap without meat the people at the cashier looked at me like I was an alien that's fun lol.

Bacon will always have a special place in my heart <3 Good bye old friend :') you served my stomache well

From 265 pounds to now 192pounds and dropping still.

for cent battle I offer 80 pds plus check ur other offer for the POm

80 pds Cash and a Spirit Needle S rank for the POM.

Omg a Rasian! <3 Im Jorlak Ill help you out sometime.

Dat man....and his style hes got swag back there.

Jorlak's the Name.... Random Stupidity is my game *takes a bow*

Well Wouldn't have to be all made at once could be works in progress like one item for each event

U guys made duel master ravens possible I have faith in you XD

Thanks I hope it may someday become a possibility Now lets see if we can Convince Kajex

Last event was pretty cool thanks to Ultima's Lovely Skin Designer Kajex *Everyone Applause* With the beauty and elegance of the (Psycho Raven) to the Deliciously Greasy Poorly grammared (ZanBeacon "AKA Bacon ") and the Horrific (Blood Sword) and its amazingly high hits and the (Centurion Battle's) Insane attack speed all of you players must agree it wasn't bad at all and the creativity put in some of kajex's ideas were pretty cool, except the bacon that one was kind of inspired by my insanity. So because of that event I had some ideas for some of the next upcoming event's Items I will simply Type them out and its your job to visualize them and use your imagination so let me know what you think. Ok My first idea and possibly my favorite is an Armour Name:Slendy's Suit Description: This Strange black suit was discovered in the forest's of ragol after some hunter's went missing....it exudes an eerie aura... Idea: Now picture the armour effect that makes you transparent when standing still and when you move imagine a white aura flame. The invisible transparent effect basically "Slenderman" being unseen, the White aura effect would appear while your character is mobile, and the abiltity of the armour is "Unlimited" telepipes Yet Another Slenderman Reference. Stats:I'll let the Admins and Mods decide that because I have no idea lol. Second Idea Name: Ragnarok Description: Forged by the Gods this weapon was once used against Olympus during a great war by the warrior named Mike Bays Idea: Take a Meteor Rouge Change the colors of it to be a lava like skin, then make it a bazooka with a 3 hit combo.Basically a bazooka with combo and the special would be a low lv gifoie so anyone can use. A sick weapon indeed explosions everywere! Stats: Relatively low so its not uber as can be its uber but don't want an over powered wrecking ball Third Idea:Jack's Sword Description:This giant blade was once used to slay giants by a simple farmboy. Idea: Take an Ancient Saber, Make it bigger and make it a claymore sword and take the hilt and make it a bronze color while taking the blade itself making it silver and adding some blood spots on it so a giant celtic claymore like sword with blood stains. the special could be Berserker Stats: like that of a zanba or something similar to a red sword or chainsawed Fourth Idea: Silver Glint Description: These ancient weapons were once used by men in the desert to round up herds. Idea: Take some Mechs or yasminkov handguns and make those things look like colt revolvers with bullets flying out. So duel wielding colt revolvers special would be stun or charge. Stats: relatively similar to some good mechs Fifth Idea: Blast Shield Description: This Shield is used by officers to prevent uprisings against the government. RIOT! Idea Take an ugly standstill shield make it black and enlarge it and put S.W.A.T. on it with a white border basically yeah a riot shield Stats: You can do that lol Sixth Idea: Sorcerors Essence/ Sorcerors Crystal: Mag Description of cell: Some strange essence dropped by a Chaos Sorcerer.... Idea: its a mag cell of an Chaos Sorcerers crystal. and the crystal could be color custom if possible. Seventh Idea: Ancient Shield Description: Used by ancient warriors of this past this heavy shield has seen many battles... Idea: Take custom barrier enlarge it make it silver with a kiteshield like design of wood and steel and add some design of celtic origin. Stats: Dunno Eigth Idea: Leg's Crossbow Description: This Heavy Crossbow is used by the most skilled of rangers.BEWARE SPLINTERS! Idea:Take a Master Impact edit it to look like a cross bow make the weapon a wood tree skin and the arms of the master impact metal like steel. then give it a Piercing bullet like the holy ray that's grey. The special is Berserk. Splintering wood for a longer shot Stats: holy ray only better Ninth Idea: Magicians Gloves Description: These Gloves Glow from the amount of mana flowing through them. but alas a magician never reveals his secrets as to why... Idea: take a God hand and give it mini blue aura flames for each hand the weapon itself is your hands glowing blue like an aura frame and they boost techs power and reduce tp consumption by 25% they also boost your buffs usage radius. Special is Spirit Stats:Vary Tenth and last Idea: Phalanyx Description:This mysterious barrier has great power.. Idea Take some shield and give it a TJS or Berdysh Special so yes this shield attacks. when used it takes attacks blocked restores PB and then you can use it for special area of effect attack it should most likely have the berdysh special Stats No idea but this one could be out your coding hands lol still a nice thought lol Those are some of my Ideas so let me know which you think is awesome and of course bug the admins and mods to make it for the next possible event and feel free to let me know what you think

I got an FTd for sale ill do 50 or either or trade

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