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I just finished reading all of those post. In the end I found out that within 5 minutes I have been: Tricked into Dj's ice cream truck, struck by Vypor's wit and sarcasm, found out that Dj's the reason behind the Justin Bieber curse, controlled by mind soap, and spoiled to death by Dj. My mind can't take much more -.-

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HI! BILLY MAYS HERE.

LOOK AT YOUR SALESMAN.

NOW BACK AT ME.

NOW BACK TO YOUR SALESMAN.

NOW BACK TO ME.

SADLY, HE ISN'T ME.

BUT IF HE STOPPED USING TIDE AND STARTED USING OXI-CLEAN, HE COULD SMELL LIKE A MAN HE WAS ME.

LOOK DOWN.

NOW BACK UP.

WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU'RE ON AN ICE CREAM TRUCK WITH THE MAN YOUR SALESMAN COULD SMELL LIKE.

WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND?

I HAVE IT.

IT'S A ZORBEEZ WITH TWO COUPONS TO MY NEWEST PRODUCT.

LOOK AGAIN.

THE COUPONS ARE NOW MIGHTY PUTTY!

YOU SEE.

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR SALESMAN SMELLS LIKE BILLY MAYS AND NOT A LADY.

I'M ON THE BALL.

DJ.

Don't ever try to Out-Billy-Mays me.

I will win.

Every.

Single.

Time.

I just finished reading all of those post. In the end I found out that within 5 minutes I have been: Tricked into Dj's ice cream truck, struck by Vypor's wit and sarcasm, found out that Dj's the reason behind the Justin Bieber curse, controlled by mind soap, and spoiled to death by Dj. My mind can't take much more -.-

And if you're STILL interested in Ice Cream....

...Then DJ said he has more.

...Allow me to break some out and eat it in front of thee.

As I relish the torture of you having none whilst I, the bachelor, can eat as much as I possibly want.

I COULD FILL.

MY HOUSE.

WITH ICE CREAM.

IF I DADGUM WANT.

...Too bad I rarely eat what little ice cream I already have in my freezer.

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When are the men in the white coats going to come and take you two the happy house ^^?

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When are the men in the white coats going to come and take you two the happy house ^^?

Never.

For the men in the white coats answer TO ME.

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I just realized i dont care enough to read all those missed comments.... Peace

And you call yourself a forum spammer.

FOR.

SHAME.

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The your mother jokes are in the bad jokes thread :P

Technically "Yo mama" rather than "Your mother".

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