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JoeDee

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  1. Woman: Eww a spider!Man: *kills spider*Man: *washes hand*Man: Sits back down.Woman: Dont touch me.WTF I JUST KILLED THIS FUCKING ATROCITY FOR YOU AND THIS IS MY REWARD?? Next day: *rents arachnophobia*

  2. Using Firefox is like getting hit with a pillowcase filled with bars of soap.

  3. Just faced the terrors of ultimate forest with Derrin Kuhn. Whupped that sil dragon's butt!

    1. Mantis Aqua
    2. Apollo

      Apollo

      LOL! I'll help him face Olga Flow!

  4. I hate people that drive to their mailbox.

    1. djij2010

      djij2010

      omg, make a video i wanna see that xD

    2. Zynetic

      Zynetic

      There was this incident when 4 people drove to next door and back...

    3. Alkanet

      Alkanet

      clearly you don't live were I do. It's a long way.

  5. Via Aperture Science: We'd like to support the Egyptian citizens, so we gave them portal devices. It should be interesting.

  6. Justin Bieber:  God sent me to make music. Daft Punk: We didn't send anyone.

  7. What if Pinocchio said "my nose will grow?"

    1. Mantis Aqua

      Mantis Aqua

      The world should crash.

    2. SunnyD

      SunnyD

      the same thing if he said "my nose will not grow"

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