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TheJoker25

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  1. Having a 6 ft high bong means I need a spotter when smoking. Otherwise I'm like a midget trying to kill himself with a shotgun.

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    2. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and, assume you knew what I meant...

    3. Misombre

      Misombre

      Thanks for your confidence... I could end up thinking that people believe I have no clue at all.

    4. makaveli

      makaveli

      Lol sounds like you need a smaller bong.

  2. If you think it's hard to train dinosaurs then Imagine Dragons.

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    2. griffeni

      griffeni

      i see what you did there and misombre brings a fairly good point of logic into the matter and i concure whole hartedly

    3. TheJoker25

      TheJoker25

      You're trying to apply logic to my nonsense. I believe that's hue worthy.

    4. Misombre

      Misombre

      I think you missed what I did there =D I heard you, I understood you, I believed y... wait wut, no way forget that.

  3. I reverberated a wet, hefty fart into a street cone one time and it sounded better than any Sublime song.

    1. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      I'd rage but your name suggest I dont

  4. A CNN reporter interviewed a marine sniper once and asked him, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

    1. radezz

      radezz

      ahahhahahahhahahahhaahhahahahhahah XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD .....nice one.

  5. There is no 'I' in hue but, there is 'hue' in hue hue hue.

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    2. Zoomcat7

      Zoomcat7

      why can't we all just hue along?

    3. Misombre

      Misombre

      I have no clue what you're hueing around.

    4. Malxerz

      Malxerz

      but there is a u in hue

  6. Imagine the things you could have accomplished in life had you worn Chuck Norris pajamas.

    1. Misombre

      Misombre

      I cannot imagine at all. This is mind blowing.

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