Draven Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djij2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 LOL'D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davell Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 i think i get it.... some dude boned da wife n da chinese dude saw it n jerked off in a tree then fell out da tree... ok maybe i don't get it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonsl4y Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 hehehe never heard that 1 b4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 (edited) rofl i never heard that one XD heres a few jokes for you guys as well... Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says! The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan. One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!" Edited October 13, 2010 by Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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