Welcome aboard the ship good fellow. I'd do what I can to help you, but I'm kinda burnt out on PSO right now. (Too much farming for Heaven Punisher, lol)
It's always good to have another eager player to come through. Just as long as they obey the rules. lol
I shouldn't have to tell you we don't permit hacking of any sort here.
Otherwise...
"Vypor uses Banhammer!"
"Critical hit! It's super effective!"
(Totally in response to your Pokemon reference, lol)