Know any good jokes?

[R.A.V.S.O]

Ok, so yeah, server is a bit slow, bugs are everywhere some stay in shoutbox while this happens

and well since GM's and Mod's are real busy, guess my case will have to wait.

but putting that aside...

well this topic is made with the intention of just plain share your jokes.

so let's begin XD

P.S: If your joke is offensive, the least you could do is post a pre-warning.

and of course "If what you're about to say is less beautiful than silence... then keep it to yourself!"

alright then, as the opening joke.

*ahem*

well there's this guy that walks into a bar.

and asks for some rounds.

after getting drunk, he decides to leave and go home.

once there his wife catches him entering and says

"why did you come back so late?! did you get drunk again?!"

- "but honey it was a special bar!"

"what's so special about it?!"

- "the doors were paved in gold, the floors were paved in gold.... even the toilet was paved in gold!"

so the next day, the guy's wife decides to call the tavern

and see if he was telling the truth.

a bartender answers the phone:

"hello?"

-"hey is this a bar I'm calling at?"

"yes"

- "is it true you have a door paved in gold?"

"we do"

- "and a floor paved in gold?"

"we sure do"

- 'and you even have toilets made out of gold?"

there was no response.....

then the lady hears through the phone:

"Hey Jack! I think I found the guy who crapped in your saxophone last night!"

ENJOY XD

[davell]

How do satellite lizards like it?

From da back.

its a well known fact dat lizards like back shots.

What does a lizard say when u give it back shots?

YOWIE!!!

i know its lame but PSO lols are always fun!