First of all, I'll get this out of the way: Lee, you break this introduction, I'll break your reproductive organs in the least painless way possible.
Okay, some of you may know me from Eden and I know some of you have known me from when I played on SCHT all those years ago.
For those that don't know me, here's a nice long list to tell you plenty of good and bad things. XD
1. My name is Laura.
2. I am currently 22 years old.
3. If you've not figured it out yet, I am a female who uses the internet (dun dun dun)
4. I like the colours: Red, pink, white, black, purple and blue.
5. I detest spiders as a result of my arachnaphobia.
6. I'm also frightened to death by heights.
7. I love raspberries and raspberry flavoured foods.
8. I love hentai.
9. I am 5' 9" tall without high heels.
10. I used to smoke.
11. Elaborating on #8, I am a huge pervert, no joke.
12. I am single, and as it stands right now, I'll remain that way if I can help it.
13. I hate stupid people.
14. I'm difficult to understand.
15. At the time of this post, I am unemployed and have been freeloading and living off my savings from my last job for 7 months.
16. I hold two level 3 National Diplomas: One in hairdressing, one in computing.
17. I am blonde.
18. I change my hair colour about 3 times a year.
19. I'm Blunt.
20. I'm shy but try not to show it.
21. If I don't like you, there are no misunderstandings, you will know.
22. ^ That doesn't mean I wont speak to you.
23. I'm extremely lazy, and I have no set sleeping pattern at all.
24. My metabolism does not allow me to get fat.
25. I have a black cat.
26. I hate religion.
28. Contrary to being lazy, I was a straight A student in school.
29. You can't win an argument against me. Nobody has succeeded thus far in proving me wrong.
30. I'm as stubborn as they come.
31. I keep grudges.
32. I'm pro-apocalypse.
33. I can be nice and fluffy and friendly, I can also be a cold, harsh bitch, like most people - only worse.
34. There was no #27.
35. I can play the piano.
36. I can count my friends on two hands.
37. I don't have a Facebook account, and I never will have.
38. I used to have one, for approximately two days.
39. Catch me at the wrong time of the month and you will probably not live to tell the tale.
40. I have a silk bed sheet fetish.
41. I'm easily bribed; Hentai or cute things are most effective.
42. Hit on me and die.
43. ????
44. I am addicted to tea.
45. I also like coffee.
46. I impulsively buy lingerie when I go shopping.
47. I'm daddy's little princess.
48. I can't play poker - I found this out in the most embarrassing way possible.
49. I get drunk after one or two bottles of cider.
50. #49 happens regularly.
51. My nicknames are: Lau, Laulau, Lau(repeat laulaulaulau as many times as desired), Rin, Milkshake.
52. I am hard work <- Lee's contribution, I don't know if that's to be taken offensively or not >.>
53. As you already probably guessed, I'm a big fan of typing correctly.
54. Reading bad typing makes me cringe.
55. I'm both a dumb blonde, and an intelligent one. (Inb4 paradox)
56. I only first played PSO 7-8 years ago on GC. (I never played it on DC).
57. I often fall asleep mid MSN conversation.
58. I often pull allnighters with no decent justification of denying myself a good nights sleep.
59. When I'm not pulling allnighters, it's not rare for me to sleep for over 14 hours.
60. My bedroom is clean, but at the same time a complete mess due to impulse buying. [see #46]
61. If you say something I can legitimately be mad about, I will pretend to be mad in order to get pleasure from your groveling.
62. S&M = <3
63. Dr Pepper is a sexy refreshment.
64. Photoshop is my forte.. Along with MS EX 4, and PSP 9.
65. I draw ecchi.
66. I have been playing computer games since I was 2 years old.
67. I am so ugly, I dare not look in a mirror.
68. I hate society.
69. Sexy number <3
70. <- I doubt I will live to be this many years old.
71. I cannot wear jeans without going insane.
72. There are currently 12 bottles of expensive perfumes atop my underwear drawers - I have OCD about the order they are in. I am that sad.
73. I will spite myself to get back at you, even if damage done to me is tenfold.
74. I love water.
75. I'm pro at DDR.
76. I can't slow dance. Because of this I am terrified of getting married.
77. I shit myself 9 out of 10 mornings my mother enters my bedroom to throw clean clothes on my desk. This is because I know (Subconsciously, half asleep) I am laying in an embarrassing position, cuddling my rolled up covers for example. As a result, I should have had heart attack died by now, and also, I cannot see how it is physically possible to 100% know your surroundings and position, and move to a non embarrassing position in the timeframe between someone making contact with the other side of a door and opening it. But apparently I, and others do.
78. Apparently, I am crazy.
79. #77 was a long point - I get blabbering quite easily, in the event I do, you may tell me to shut up for the affore mentioned reason. I will understand.
80. I own a cat ear hairband.
81. ...post to be continued, again.
All that aside... Nice to meet you, the pleasure is all yours.
I jest, of course, and hope to see you all around soon.
~Lau