IT'S ALIVE!!! IT'S ALIVE!!! THE CHAOS BRINGER'S RIGHT ARM IS ALIVE!!!
Well while the rifle may not be alive itself, it's ready to blow some wings off the old dragon (as if we dont kill him enough already)
Humans, Newmans, n Probots of PSO welcome to my Monster Lab where I -Dr. Vell- can for a small feeconvert any enemy body parts you may have.
Whether your to lazy to do all those pesky quest, dont know to convert, or just wanna help a brotha with his hustle
im your guy!
Prices are at an all time low. It's only 1 pd. yah i said it 1 pd! that's it. The price is never going up and obviously can't go down. i also accept pcs n ill even accept hp,pow, or mind mats.photon crystals get you 2 weapons made.
Process is simple, gimme your body parts (yah really i want your body parts) i go holla at my man montague he do his thang and before you know it you got a huge Gi Gues an*s that shoot out epic poopballs of destruction. montague owe me a few solid favors for saving his runaway robot Ult.
So just leave yah boy a postand the rest will be history. P.S. maybe i over did it on the advertising ....