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Stumbled upon this and it made me lol. Funny or Interesting Anagrams: Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler John Mayer = Enjoy harm president barack hussein obama: a maniac presides. the banks rob u William Shakespeare: I'll make a wise phrase Jay Leno: Enjoy L.A. Gene Simmons: Immense Song Motley Crue: Me Cruel Toy Bob Marley: Marble Boy The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Belgium = Big mule The eyes = They see Barbie doll = Liberal bod George Bush = He bugs Gore Waitress = A stew, Sir? Guinness draught = naughtiness drug Breasts = Bra sets The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice Apple Products = Support Placed Western Union = No Wire Unsent Bruce Springsteen = Creep brings tunes Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter vegetarian = ate in grave graduation = out in a drag Dick Cheney = Needy Chick Debit card = Bad credit A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place Jennifer Aniston = fine in torn jeans Achievements = Nice, save them Clothespins = So Let's Pinch Christine = Nice Shirt Spice Girls = Pig Slices The Cincinnati Reds = Indecent Christian Dormitory = Dirty Room Confessional = On scale of sin David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV Princess Diana = end is a car spin President W = Newest Drip Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free Laxativer = exit larva Evangelist = Evil's Agent George W Bush = he grew bogus Beavis and Butthead = Thus, be a bad deviant Astronomer = moon starer Apple, Inc = Epic Plan San Francisco Giants- Fascinating, No scars Pre Calculus = Call up curse Stupid Girl = Drips Guilt madonna louise ciccone = one cool dance musician The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom Desperation = A Rope Ends It Dancing with the stars = Winners had tight acts Sherlock Holmes = He'll mesh crooks Frito Lay = Oily Fart Baseball = Babes All Conversation = Voices Rant On Astronomer: Moon Starer The Eyes: They See Geologist = Go Get Oils Christmas = Trims cash Why do you care? = Hey you coward! President Bush = Burnished Pest Action man = cannot aim The Simpson's = men's hot piss Year two thousand = a year to shut down Debit card = Bad Credit shower time = where moist Santa Monica = satanic moan goodbye = Obey god ipod lover = poor devil Narcissism = Man's crisis Actor Sylvester Stallone = Very cool talentless star Funeral = Real Fun comfort is = microsoft Hot water = Worth tea Television programming = Permeating living rooms Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer Darling I love you = Avoiding our yell The Country Side = No City Dust Here Flamethrower = oh, felt warmer Clint Eastwood = Old West Action Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord Saddam Hussain = Humans sad side Sheryl crow = her slow cry Howard Stern = Retard Shown Ladybug = bald guy Astronomers = No more stars Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's A Gentleman = Elegant Man I hate school = oh so ethical No admittance = contaminated Microwave = Warm Voice Austin Powers = power us satin T.S. Eliot = toilets A telescope = To see place Elvis = lives Justin Timberlake = im a jerk but listen Mel Gibson = Big Melons The Apple Macintosh = Machines apt to help Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Christmas = Trims cash The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil Schoolmaster = The classroom A shoplifter = has to pilfer listen = silent Chemistry = shit, me cry Gene Simmons = Immense Song A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it Garbage Man = Bag Manager