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    How Eating right and doing excercise has changed me in 2 years

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    My Secret Not going on huge diets and stressing over it. It started first with weening my self off of soda. I went from soda to sweet tea to juice to flavored water to regular water with lemon and then unsweet tea. After I got the drinking part done eliminating one fatty thing from your diet can literally make a huge change. The Second secret was to eliminate meat. For the past 2 weeks I have not touched a single piece of meat I used other foods instead of meat the great thing about becoming a vegetarian you can eat as much vegetables as you want and still stay healthy it doesn't restrict you and it doesn't make you feel like your on a diet feel like going for seconds or thirds go for it eat all the damn veggies you can. I lost like 10 pounds in 2 weeks from that alone and 65 from just eliminating soda completely from my diet sugary drinks are a huge factor if you ever check the ingredients in soda its High Fructose Corn Syrup Carbonated water and sugar with artificial caramel coloring basically you drinking bubbly water with literally a liter of sugar soda is like poison. Just avoiding sugar and drinking water water is just amazing its a detox it cleanses everything from your digestive system to ridding yourself of toxins. Also Most people say eating healthy is expensive its actually a lot cheaper you don't have to go to some organic store just buy some lettuce or some veggies cook em up and eat em or eat em raw vinegar as dressing was actually used as another great detox by gypsy's and its great for salad dressings. Choices: Burger King and Mcdonalds oh no Fast Food WHAT DO I DO!!? :o Burger King actually has Veggie Burgers on their menu not only are they incredibly low on fat but they are much larger then the regular burgers and they taste amazing you could eat two and feel perfectly full with out added hormones added to meat its just a patty made of vegetables you fool your mind. Mcdonalds doesn't serve veggie burgers but get this they do serve salads you can order everything at burgerking without meat crazy right? The best thing their they have a Mcwrap order a mcwrap without chicken and get a combo with fries. what but fries are fattening? Yes but remember your not gonna take the pleasure out of eating your making simple choices that over time make a huge difference. and fries are technically vegetables just don't go overboard with em the mcwrap without chicken is still amazingly good its vegetables in pita bread I loved it and I've been a carnivore my entire life I ate everything from squid to lamb to duck to chicken forget it I've eaten it all but The vegetarian or vegan diets and just the elimination factor I think was the biggest success simply by replacing unhealthy simple things with healthy food the long term result literally makes it a lot easier to lose weight. Walking also is a great way to lose weight its not overwhelming it relieves stress and reduces depression swimming is another great exercise and its fun the beach sports don't think of exercise as exercise make it fun if you make things fun it'll all come together in the long run. I mean trust me try ordering something at mcdonalds like the wrap without meat the people at the cashier looked at me like I was an alien that's fun lol.

    *NEW EVENT ITEM IDEAS* Jorlaks Thought's

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    Last event was pretty cool thanks to Ultima's Lovely Skin Designer Kajex *Everyone Applause*

    With the beauty and elegance of the

    (Psycho Raven) to the Deliciously Greasy Poorly grammared (ZanBeacon "AKA Bacon ")

    and the Horrific (Blood Sword) and its amazingly high hits

    and the (Centurion Battle's) Insane attack speed all of you players must agree it wasn't bad at all and the creativity put in some of kajex's ideas were pretty cool, except the bacon that one was kind of inspired by my insanity. So because of that event I had some ideas for some of the next upcoming event's Items I will simply Type them out and its your job to visualize them and use your imagination so let me know what you think.

    Ok My first idea and possibly my favorite is an Armour

    Name:Slendy's Suit

    Description:

    This Strange black suit was discovered in the forest's of ragol after some hunter's went missing....it exudes an eerie aura...

    Idea: Now picture the armour effect that makes you transparent when standing still and when you move imagine a white aura flame. The invisible transparent effect basically "Slenderman" being unseen, the White aura effect would appear while your character is mobile, and the abiltity of the armour is "Unlimited" telepipes Yet Another Slenderman Reference.

    Stats:I'll let the Admins and Mods decide that because I have no idea lol.

    Second Idea

    Name: Ragnarok

    Description: Forged by the Gods this weapon was once used against Olympus during a great war by the warrior named Mike Bays

    Idea: Take a Meteor Rouge Change the colors of it to be a lava like skin, then make it a bazooka with a 3 hit combo.Basically a bazooka with combo and the special would be a low lv gifoie so anyone can use. A sick weapon indeed explosions everywere!

    Stats: Relatively low so its not uber as can be its uber but don't want an over powered wrecking ball

    Third Idea:Jack's Sword

    Description:This giant blade was once used to slay giants by a simple farmboy.

    Idea: Take an Ancient Saber, Make it bigger and make it a claymore sword and take the hilt and make it a bronze color while taking the blade itself making it silver and adding some blood spots on it so a giant celtic claymore like sword with blood stains. the special could be Berserker

    Stats: like that of a zanba or something similar to a red sword or chainsawed

    Fourth Idea: Silver Glint

    Description: These ancient weapons were once used by men in the desert to round up herds.

    Idea: Take some Mechs or yasminkov handguns and make those things look like colt revolvers with bullets flying out. So duel wielding colt revolvers special would be stun or charge.

    Stats: relatively similar to some good mechs

    Fifth Idea: Blast Shield

    Description: This Shield is used by officers to prevent uprisings against the government. RIOT!

    Idea Take an ugly standstill shield make it black and enlarge it and put S.W.A.T. on it with a white border basically yeah a riot shield

    Stats: You can do that lol

    Sixth Idea: Sorcerors Essence/ Sorcerors Crystal: Mag

    Description of cell: Some strange essence dropped by a Chaos Sorcerer....

    Idea: its a mag cell of an Chaos Sorcerers crystal. and the crystal could be color custom if possible.

    Seventh Idea: Ancient Shield

    Description: Used by ancient warriors of this past this heavy shield has seen many battles...

    Idea: Take custom barrier enlarge it make it silver with a kiteshield like design of wood and steel and add some design of celtic origin.

    Stats: Dunno

    Eigth Idea: Leg's Crossbow

    Description: This Heavy Crossbow is used by the most skilled of rangers.BEWARE SPLINTERS!

    Idea:Take a Master Impact edit it to look like a cross bow make the weapon a wood tree skin and the arms of the master impact metal like steel. then give it a Piercing bullet like the holy ray that's grey.

    The special is Berserk. Splintering wood for a longer shot

    Stats: holy ray only better :D

    Ninth Idea: Magicians Gloves

    Description: These Gloves Glow from the amount of mana flowing through them. but alas a magician never reveals his secrets as to why...

    Idea: take a God hand and give it mini blue aura flames for each hand the weapon itself is your hands glowing blue like an aura frame and they boost techs power and reduce tp consumption by 25% they also boost your buffs usage radius. Special is Spirit

    Stats:Vary

    Tenth and last Idea: Phalanyx

    Description:This mysterious barrier has great power..

    Idea Take some shield and give it a TJS or Berdysh Special so yes this shield attacks. when used it takes attacks blocked restores PB and then you can use it for special area of effect attack it should most likely have the berdysh special

    Stats No idea but this one could be out your coding hands lol still a nice thought lol

    Those are some of my Ideas so let me know which you think is awesome and of course bug the admins and mods to make it for the next possible event and feel free to let me know what you think :D

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    Every night....I lie awake...in search of something...and every night...that something evades me...this life is one that is to be cherished...I lie awake because of the pain and sorrow that never ends...I lie awake because I see the sun rise, and all its splendor brings with it a majestic beauty untamed by man...a promise that, the day has once again come, and with it comes the souls who lose themselves in everyday turmoil....while I watch on, in an saddening ensemble of thoughts plagued by deception and denial...

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