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in the year 20XXX BC AD, Slyf 747 fled his home planet of Croissant island due to the invasion of the astro bastards. After cruising in outside space for what seemed like hundreds of space units, he would finally touch down on planet Trump. It was not for many years later that i would meat the legendary shit lord face 3 face. until one faithful day in the year of our lord and savior, Biggie smalls, it would all change. so he says to me for no reason "Yo bitch you wanna buy a speedball?" oh lol nvm that was that weird guy nvm "I am lord Slypf 79 of planet island Croissant! my planet was gooft by duders from space, and i come to your planet 2 crooz 4 babes! What say you simple fool?!" Dank af were his memes, no shits given. so i was like "Yall mind if it hit that yeet?" then off we went! after sliding into all the Dm's, we came across the legendary Dank flo sword. No fucks given, he picks up that fart knocker and swings it wildly in a passionate rage... angrily looking at me while doing so. So natural were his wild fucking erratic swings of this fucking dank ass bitch. Still in awe i said to him "Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" "ahh, you are skilled in the way of the dank flow... did you have them on your world?" he then replied "im dyin for some muh fukin crystal pepsi nig nog" and thats the story of the time that i got high in the dumpster outside the little ceasars.