Vypor
-
Posts
944 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
14
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Posts posted by Vypor
-
-
-
-
The your mother jokes are in the bad jokes thread
Technically "Yo mama" rather than "Your mother".
-
You're moma's so fat, that when she sat down in class, she sat next to EVERYBODY
Zeph walks into Off Topic.
And necro's a thread.
-
Lmao, I love how video games is in the interest box like a bajillion times XD
There is a reason for that good sir.
-
I just realized i dont care enough to read all those missed comments.... Peace
And you call yourself a forum spammer.
FOR.
SHAME.
-
When are the men in the white coats going to come and take you two the happy house ^^?
Never.
For the men in the white coats answer TO ME.
-
...........
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE.
LOOK AT YOUR SALESMAN.
NOW BACK AT ME.
NOW BACK TO YOUR SALESMAN.
NOW BACK TO ME.
SADLY, HE ISN'T ME.
BUT IF HE STOPPED USING TIDE AND STARTED USING OXI-CLEAN, HE COULD SMELL LIKE A MAN HE WAS ME.
LOOK DOWN.
NOW BACK UP.
WHERE ARE YOU?
YOU'RE ON AN ICE CREAM TRUCK WITH THE MAN YOUR SALESMAN COULD SMELL LIKE.
WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND?
I HAVE IT.
IT'S A ZORBEEZ WITH TWO COUPONS TO MY NEWEST PRODUCT.
LOOK AGAIN.
THE COUPONS ARE NOW MIGHTY PUTTY!
YOU SEE.
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR SALESMAN SMELLS LIKE BILLY MAYS AND NOT A LADY.
I'M ON THE BALL.
DJ.
Don't ever try to Out-Billy-Mays me.
I will win.
Every.
Single.
Time.
I just finished reading all of those post. In the end I found out that within 5 minutes I have been: Tricked into Dj's ice cream truck, struck by Vypor's wit and sarcasm, found out that Dj's the reason behind the Justin Bieber curse, controlled by mind soap, and spoiled to death by Dj. My mind can't take much more -.-
And if you're STILL interested in Ice Cream....
...Then DJ said he has more.
...Allow me to break some out and eat it in front of thee.
As I relish the torture of you having none whilst I, the bachelor, can eat as much as I possibly want.
I COULD FILL.
MY HOUSE.
WITH ICE CREAM.
IF I DADGUM WANT.
...Too bad I rarely eat what little ice cream I already have in my freezer.
-
MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Too late.
I AM ASSUMING CONTROL.
-
Alatreon? xD Jhen Mohran?!
You'll remember.
-
i dun get it....
You don't know Del Lateon?
What.
WHAT.
WHAT??
-
OH GOD MIND SOAP!!
-
THAT'S DJ'S FAULT?! Dude.... how could you!?
Justin Beiber entered DJ's van.
...And he liked it
It inspired him.
And that's why he has that "baby baby" song
-
O.o No really i need a good answer....
Ok, it was Del Lateon.
He creates more interference.
-
WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!?!?!
It's a ice cream van ¬¬
no need to tell them whats in it, the jingle lures them in.....
Everything.
Also, you're the reason we have Justin Beiber.
WHY DJ.
WHY.
-
My guess is im the byproduct? xD DADDY?!
-
Can we do that o.o?! It sounds fun!
Too late, already happened.
Why do you think I'm here?
-
That's just my Delbiter friends, pay no worry.
-
You too have much to learn my master, I am composed entirely of PURE UNADULTERATED RANDOMNESS ENERGY! And chaos.... dont forget the chaos
I am building my own website.
I have often described it envisioned as if a truck of random collided head-on with a van of illegal fireworks.
-
LOL! Vypor you've got a lot of wit
You have many things yet to learn my young padewan.
One of them being that I am comprised primarily of wit and sarcasm.
...With a side of fun.
-
Hey Vypor can i borrow that Dark Flow? Thanks! *slaughters*
Actually, I don't have a Dark Flow.
:I
-
I'm on Godric's side man, you're trying to hard to get somewhere here. Dont try to beat DJ for top friends, he pays people off
DJ: "Hello child, would you like to come into my van? I hear there's candy inside."
-
Can't i just use my LK38? I mean cmon, it's BIG! and rapid fire! You cant deny it!
I only need one.
The Lollipop.
-
Ordinarily people keep their "looking for" list in their trade list at the bottom to avoid topic spam-flooding.
I don't intend to be rude about it. But it would be more convenient.
The bad joke game.
in Off Topic
Posted
Yes indeed. I just decided to make a joke about your necromancing affinity for old threads.