TheJoker25

All your fault Sturrlurd. Yousa called down the snow, and now I freeze to deff. Thx brofessor.

Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does some of the things a spider can. Climbing walls? That's in doubt. Other things? Jury's out. Oh well...so much for Spider-Man. #ThanksScience

No one celebrates the sheep that was never lost. But if the family dog comes home after being gone for 3 weeks, you're gonna be happy.

Quickly! Smell this washcloth if you want to live!

Wind me up. Put me down. Start me off and watch me go. I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know. A little off center and I'm out of tune. Just kickin' this can along the avenue, but I'm alright.

I rolled a 20-sided die and got a million extra hit points so come at me, bro.