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April Fools Mini-Event: Roast a Fool


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So, this is a day to celebrate fools, and I know I am one, so lets celebrate me with a nice ole' roast.

I'll give 50 pds to the person who can do the best roast, bonus points if it rhymes, once time is up we can put it to a community vote or something like that, prize will be 50 pds and 99 hp materials.

If you don't know me well and need to know some things I can be roasted about I can help with that:

 

I think I know everything

I think I am the best

I think I am Gods gift to women

I did 9/11

I am the guy the borked the monkey that started the AIDS virus

I have obscene amounts of body hair, including ear and nose

My girlfriends poom poom stinks like the 813 Beckton exit

I drink methamphetamines

I live in my parents basement... in a closet

I'm still in the closet?

I think I have big muscles

My whole identity is a lie

I act tough over the internet

I can't hunt shit, only spend money on DTs to buy stuff

I post shitty music to shoutbox too much

 

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you know i would put imence thought into roasting you but you already did that for me although you got one thing wrong you came out of the closet ages ago

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1 hour ago, TripleR said:

I think I know everything

I think I am the best

I think I am Gods gift to women

I did 9/11

I am the guy the borked the monkey that started the AIDS virus

I have obscene amounts of body hair, including ear and nose

My girlfriends poom poom stinks like the 813 Beckton exit

I drink methamphetamines

I live in my parents basement... in a closet

I'm still in the closet?

I think I have big muscles

My whole identity is a lie

I act tough over the internet

I can't hunt shit, only spend money on DTs to buy stuff

I post shitty music to shoutbox too much

 

You think you know everything...? Yeah, everything when it comes to being a pleb. The best? The best at being the absolute worst. God's gift to women? The proper ending to that sentence would be to show them they can always do better. 9/11? No one cares how many inches you can take. You borked the monkey? @ultrajerky is this true? Because even monkeys have standards. All that hair, huh? Too bad it can't cover up that personality. Your girlfriend? Anime body pillows don't count. Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's methamphetamine. Living in your parents' basement in a closet... so now you're a liar now too? No one has it that good. If you're still in the closet, please don't ever come out, you're not welcome out here. Yeah, big muscles on your dominant arm. You're identity cannot be a lie when you never had one to begin with... Yes, you are the poster child of crap talking, SJW acting, tough of over the internet keyboard warriors. You only spend DTs on stuff rather than hunting them yourself... too bad you can't buy a life. You don't post s****y music in the shoutbox. Those people have actually done something with their lives. You're just ironically showing people everything you aren't. (Fun fact:TripleR is actually an American Oil Filter Manufacturer company. Perhaps you should invest in something like that, because your face is so oily, we can finally forgive those "brown and wet-looking" instagram whores.

If I don't win, I don't know who else would. Lol.

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You think you're good at TA, but sylph won't even put up your times because they're just so easy to beat. It'd be more work to put up the time than beat them.

I heard you were banned from the United States, which shocked me only in that the United States Government isn't known for being smart.  (Or bothering to enforce their border)

2 hours ago, TripleR said:

I live in my parents basement... in a closet

Doesn't surprise me.  You're residence is probably only that closet; with a computer and bed I'd bet.

 

(I tried to make them rhyme, but I'm still too tired for that)

EDIT: (I wonder what people would say about me, but i'm a little afraid)

 

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I hear Virec has more friends than you.

Just let that sink in.

plus you suck shit at df

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I call this SSS (Silver Spitting Sick)

Here's my two cents
though im no fifty cent.
But for those fifty pds
I guess i'll represent.

I'll call this SSS
Cause RRR comes before me.
And he dont impress,
All his talking just bores me.

For a good roast, first smolder:
His ego? Only thing that's large.
(Puts a hand on his shoulder)
Do you feel in charge?

This goes out to you,
To my bro RRR,
Imma tell you right through,
Imma tell you what you are:

He thinks he's the best,
He thinks he's so smart,
But he's just like the rest,
A pompous old fart.

With a big sense of self,
And a small manhood,
He acts besides himself
To pretend he's from the hood.

He always knows better,
Have you even seen a boob?
He misspelled the one letter,
spell much, (RRR) noob?

All bark and no bite, 
He swears he's scary,
Yeah thats him alright,
A f*****g harmless teddy.

Been called a poser,
And a keyboard warrior,
Only true one is the former,
I can beat you with a barrier.

Silver Spitting Sick,
Sick rhymes, that is,
Cause RRRs mental d**k
Is as small as his real p***s

So to you I now toast,
And to the pds I just earned,
I know you wanted a roast,
But you just got BuRRRned.

Cheers <3

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What's in a name?

RepulsiveRevoltingReject

RottenRepugnantRogue

ReactionaryRecklessRuffian

ResentfulReprehensibleRapscallion

RidiculouslyReviledRecalcitrant

Rude and let's be honest a little bit Rubbish

Consider this Rascal Roasted

Mind your Ps and Qs <3

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Triple R Thinks he goes hard

The 3 of the same in a row cuz he's unoriginal

Causin drama, he's the real osama

Brought the towers down lower than his balls

Women look at the pair and say "Is that all?"

Missing the stick, aka the dick

Because he's too busy beating it off in the closet

So he keeps that ego in check by shitposting on the internet

Using the dark flow to compensate, because nothing else is that great

Besides that ego, it grows to heights unimaginable

Unfathomable how he thinks those muscles are so radical

Probably had a bowl or 12 of creatine to get the pump, nah mean?

So do a double check or ten since you're always on methamphetamines

And you'll see you ain't all you said you'd be.

 

 

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I guess I can make this rhyme

FUCK dw's gift to womankind

This guy don't know shit

Thinking his posts are always lit

So much hair no wonder you had bang an ape

I bet it's dick was bigger than your 2" stake

Now you callin' yourself Osama?

We all know it was really Obama

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

You can't even post a good meme

Let me tell you, Mr. Identity Fraud

Your body is like a moldy hot dog

Like the one you ate last night

While I banged your mom (that pussy ain't that tight)

I'd say hire a maid instead of maxing DF

'Cuz your dad's house is goddamn mess

But that stack of boxes in the alley

Can't even support Sally,

Your girlfriend. whose chest is flat

She transgender? who cares about that?

Ya could be a pedophile, I'd say

Oh and by the way

I could find better meth on the street

Y'all mind if I hit that yeet?

 

Real talk though, sorry if I crossed a line somewhere >.>

Also, wew lads

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removed R's shitty quote
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