Lemon Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Title says it all. I'll start us off. Some winters me and my extended family all go skiing\snowboarding together. This one year my cousin sees these hot babes on the chairlift in front of us, and decides he wants their number. So he asks us to go down the hill first and try and stand by these girls. Playing along, we locate the women at the bottom of the hill and stand around. Then my cousin comes streaking down the hill straight at us, and at the last minute wipes out; spraying us and the girls with snow. Getting up, he walks over and apologizes saying "Sorry, I wiped out when I fell for you so hard. What are your phone numbers?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyplays Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 When you say "Jump!", I'll say "How high?" and when you say "3 feet", I'll reply with "That's too high.. I only have a 34 inch vertical" ... So really what I'm saying is I hope you're willing to settle for 2 inches less than you expected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanenbaDMS Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffeni Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 ok so my friend tried this and it actually worked so idk if its best or worst but we were downtown one day and he tired this on a girl who was walking by "hey did you know walking 10 times up and down state street a day will ..... ok im sorry i dont know where i was going with that but you are really cute and i wanted to talk to you so i just made that up can i have you number? " the mad man actually got her number and they dated for a few weeks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kush Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 "Hey baby let me get an application".. She says application for what? "To be your Friend " =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleR Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Legit putting in my pickup lines would get me banned. I did once to go the bars in a white T with DTF? wrote on it in permanent marker, would make eye contact with girls then point at it. Didn't even get slapped, which was disapointing because getting hit is also kind of a win. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultrajerky Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 AYYYYYY NIBBBA! WHOMST'VE LET U OUTTA HEVEN CUZ AN ANGLE CALLED AND BIIIIIIIITCH I AINT PLAYIN WITCHU! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auli'i Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 @KarmaTheFoney asked me out to prom with, "You smell like trash, can I take you out?" He was wearing a trash bag and had a sign and everything. Was hilarious, but I wouldn't recommend using it on some random person Maybe try, "I smell like trash, will you take me out," instead.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudkipzjm Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 43 minutes ago, Auli'i said: @KarmaTheFoney asked me out to prom with, "You smell like trash, can I take you out?" He was wearing a trash bag and had a sign and everything. Was hilarious, but I wouldn't recommend using it on some random person Maybe try, "I smell like trash, will you take me out," instead.. Smooth af, tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTheFoney Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Just now, mudkipzjm said: Smooth af, tbh. Hmu if you need lessons kiddos 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultrajerky Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 32 minutes ago, KarmaTheFoney said: Hmu if you need lessons kiddos marry me trash lord 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTheFoney Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, ultrajerky said: marry me trash lord Gonna need a better pickup line than that dude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultrajerky Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 hour ago, KarmaTheFoney said: Gonna need a better pickup line than that dude cant 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLaughlin86 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 hour ago, KarmaTheFoney said: Gonna need a better pickup line than that dude I'm gonna make like a telephone and pick up your line you gorgeous motherfucker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTheFoney Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, McLaughlin86 said: I'm gonna make like a telephone and pick up your line you gorgeous motherfucker. Take notes Jerky, this is how you do it. See you in bed at 2am bb <3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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