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i asked a girl at work if she was a miner. she said no why? i told her bc every time i see her she is digging for gold

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Time for pick up lines:

Are you a beaver? Cause DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Somebody butter me up, cause I'm on a roll.

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Cy did you get your pants from a whis sale? Because at my house there 100% off. - Syn wins even though I might get banned

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