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Dyslexic man walks into a bra and plays Pso:


- Hey! Does Vol Pot drop Smoking Plant?


- Get out!


- So it is no business of mine?


- Nah, it was just a falz rumour!

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The other night I kept shouting at my materials, but they wouldn't listen. They were Def Materials.

A man scolded a light and it hung its head in shame. It was a Guilty Light.

You don't like my puns? Well then you can just go and di, mate. :P

How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

Lol okay I'll stop now. I need to go and make my dog her dinner, she won't stop hounding me about it.

Arghhhh I'm just not funny okay lol don't hate meeeeee :onion-head75:

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