3STANGE-PURPLE-JOKE-HUNT-TRADE EVENT

[Too Fast Tim]

On 7/9/2015 at 2:23 PM, nunnbt473 said:

My favorites of all time...

 

 

 

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There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that can extrapolate.

 

 

 

 

 

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

 

 

One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”

 

 

The other says, “Are you sure?”

 

 

The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Mathematician, a Biologist, and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.

 

 

The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate.".

 

 

The Biologist: "They have reproduced".

 

 

The Mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."

 

 

The Psychiatrist: "Perhaps we should up the dosage on your antipsychotics."

 

 

The Therapist: "And how does that make you feel?"

 

 

The Carpenter: "Nevermind the people, check out the quality of that door!"

 

 

The Comedian: "Three people walk into a bar? You'd think one of them would have seen it. (Especially with such a lovely door)"

 

 

The Realist: "I'm just glad they finally stopped walking into it."

 

 

The Pessimist: "Someone will probably just walk into it again later anyway."

 

 

The Union Leader: "Stop questioning it, the book says they are authorized to take an hour lunch break".

 

 

The Police: "Everyone stay calm. We have a hostage situation."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....and below we have my top tier favorites, which are naturally the more riske'.

 

 

 

 

 

They say there is safety in numbers. Oh yeah? Tell that to 6 million jews.

 

 

 

 

 

You know why so many Americans die in schools? They're not allowed to run in the halls.

 

 

 

 

 

Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

 

 

 

 

 

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

 

 

 

 

 

If only we had mosquito nets in Africa, every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS

 

Fuckin savage boss.