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  • Birthday 05/21/1996

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  1. I renamed this song in my phone to "A Night With Mud"

    1. mudkipzjm
    2. Auli'i

      Auli'i

      Spoiler

      Intro:

      I'm going down (x6)
      On you

      Verse 1:
      I'm breathing deep then I leap in
      I'm going under
      Like eating that V's the key to how we can beat global hunger
      Achieve total peace on earth
      I'm a freak, I'm a local wonder
      More lung capacity than Freddy Mercury vocal numbers
      I plunder the briny deep
      A spelunker plunging in, 
hunkering down in between those puffy pink walls
      Like a fallout bunker
      And if never emerge to the surface don't gimme shit
      In twenty years I'm back like Kimmy Shmidt (wassup)
      Hold up, wait (Hold up, wait)
      Cause I really gotta set one thing straight
      I'm not chowing on the chocha so that you'll reciprocate
      I just go in (go in)
      No strings (no strings)
      Tastes great (tastes great)
      Fun times (vitamins!)
      I got a wand tongue
      I'm doing sorcery
      If you don't want none
      Well that's just more for me

      Chorus:
      I'm going down
      I'm going down
      On you

      Verse 2:
      I'm going down on you like I like it but bruh I'm lyin'
      Cause I don't like it I lied that shit's my valentine
      One tiny warning, I'm dining on your gourmet form until the morning
      Performing like it'll stop global warming
      My pallet has got no equal
      Talent could vanquish evil
      And maybe make Rick Moranis be in the Ghostbusters sequel
      One taste and I'm wailing "god bless!" (god bless!)
      Until you quiver I will not rest (not rest)
      Licking repeatedly like your beaver's a square reader
      And my tongue is a VISA debit card that failed to process
      It's like the Miracle Worker and I'm blind and I'm deaf and dumb
      Plus each inch my body's numb except for the tip of my tongue
      And each Wikipedia topic's printed in microscopic raised ink on your clit
      So the single option I got to know something about this wonderful globe that
      We come from so locate your swollen bean and then probe the folds of it
      Fiendishly til you cum
 about infinity times
      And baby that isn't a crime

      Chorus:
      I'm going down
      I'm going down
      On you

      Verse 3:
      Given our planet's gender ratio
      It'd be a mockery glossing over fellatio (there he go)
      Meaning that really fucking quick
      I gotta touch on sucking dick
      Many guys visualize giving BJs And say "eww"
      But can we just please give smoking pole a calm objective view?
      I'm pretty straight, but I'll state: sexuality's an arc
      Maybe I can suck a flashlight so my soul will not be dark
      Why couldn't I get sexual with a man at all?
      At thirteen I was in my bedroom fuckin' stuffed animals
      If I can bang an inanimate object can't I jam the crotch of a man 
in my jaw and softly massage it?
      Fellas vomit like "what if the sausage is smellin' hella funky?"
      Don't you wash your fucking junk, B?
      Of course I wouldn't devour icky salami
      But that goes the same for encountering stinky punani
      So in this scenario where I brush my teeth with a penis
      Let's assume that the penis we're dealing with sparkle's the cleanest of all
      Penis penis on the wall
      With those well proportioned balls

      Chorus:
      I'm going down (going down)
      I'm going down (going down)
      I'm going down (down down down)
      I'm going down


      Verse 4:
      So let's say you're okay with your lips around a cock
      But you still can't wrap your mind around the final moneyshot
      Don't give up! if the nut is what truly makes it foul
      Then just get him close to busting and hand him a paper towel
      (Yup!) No gravy on your chin!
      (Yup!) Everybody wins!
      (Yup!) Squirrel to an acorn
      Dudes like to look at dicks in their straight porn
      Put your hands up if you got hangups
      Put your hands up if you got hangups
      If I could get with it I'd have a wider ocean I'm fishing in
      But I'm inhibited by my social conditionin'
      So where my head's at present the odds
 are gloomy
      That I would agree to feast on a D that's presented to me
      But I'm not officially ruling out
      That at some point in my life I'll have a dingaling in my mouth

      Outro:

      I'm going down
      I'm going down

      I'm that guy that's going down on you
      I am going so low that I am going down to the core of the Earth and then maybe below

      Down down downdowndown
      Down down downdowndown
      Downdowndowndowndown

       

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