marcutio

Once upon a time, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree.

And everyday, the straight tree would look over to the crooked tree and say, "Youre crooked. Youve always been crooked. But look at me! Im tall and im straight!"

Then one day a bunch of lumberjacks came into the forest.

And the man in charge of the operation says to the other men, "Cut down all the straight trees."

And that crooked tree still stands today...growing strong and growing strange.