Hehe jokes....
A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender takes a long look at the rope and says "I can't serve you, your a rope". Frustrated the rope walks out of the bar and down the street. Halfway down the street he sees a sailor. He walks up to the sailor and says "hey Mr. Sailor, will you tie me in a knot", the sailor obliges.
Next the rope walks further down the street and stops at a tailor. He walks inside and says "Mr. Tailor, will you fray my edges". After this the rope walks back to the bar, jumps on the bar stool and demands a drink! To which the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I saw in here earlier?" The rope responds "Nope! I'm a frayed knot!"